Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Proposed:

That those members of our society who are so inclined embark upon a national campaign to ignore a certain family of individuals who hail from the northernmost state of our country. This family of individuals (who will not be named) are most known and represented by the matriarch of the family, who is ostensibly involved in political activities; however, these people are little more than the latest in a long line of "reality celebrities," and as such, do not deserve the attention that we heap upon them.

To the media: stop writing about them. To the rest of us: stop reading about them. Stop watching things about them on television and the internet. Stop commenting about them. Please pass this message on.

IF WE IGNORE THEM LONG ENOUGH, MAYBE THEY WILL GO AWAY.

3 comments:

  1. I have no idea who or what you are talking about. but would like to add that planting real fruits and vegetables in your yard/planter boxes is less work than fake farming on the internet, and produces real results. (to no one in particular)

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  2. Anonymous12:52 PM

    Samantha: I have been ignoring this family as much as humanly possible.

    Ian: I never thought about that, but you're right. People spend hours each day tending to their fake internet farms, but if asked to tend to a planter of flowers would complain that doing so would be soooooo time consuming and difficult. Very odd.

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  3. Anonymous8:03 PM

    I was doing fine until I watched Winter Bones and the heroine, played by Jennifer Lawrence, kept looking like BP, no matter what I did to ignore the fact.

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