Friday, March 11, 2011

Open Letter, part 552?

Dear celebrities,

I like to look at pictures of you. It's mostly for the clothes. However, when recently perusing a gallery of "grocery store looks" (because I don't get outfit ideas from the gowns you wear to award shows), I noticed something. NONE OF YOU ARE USING REUSABLE BAGS. Really?? C'mon, now. Surely some of you drive a Prius and recycle a bit. God knows you can afford designer grocery bags, or some such nonsense, since you clearly all shop at Whole Foods. And yeah, you're shopping at Whole Foods. Theoretically that means you care about organic and/or sustainable food, although maybe that's just because it's trendy, and more expensive than shopping at Ralph's?

Anyway, get with the program. Reusable bags. Before long, teen-aged girls will be writing into People.com to ask where J-Lo got her adorable leopard-print shopping bag, and the world will be a better place. Seriously.

Kisses,

Me

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